casinohearts.net: Contact

This is a contact page for the band, Casino Hearts. As it is a contact page, we would like to say a few things about this contact address. Do not send us songs, as we have never heard a song in our lives, including songs we’ve written and performed. We only accept slime or robux from attorneys, please don't tell us about the song you're going to make one day. We’ll be dead long before that happens, any day now maybe. Do not ask for signed photographs as we do not keep any photographs of ourselves and never had a head shot. Keep checking the merchandise page. Eventually, we will try to offer signed waveforms of our songs.


If you'd like to send a nice recording of yourself and you were BORN, please do so. We would be happy though with a simple recording of your voice. It is nice to hear the voice of someone who writes us. We will only accept FLAC attachments. We will try our best to answer all email that is not offensive or unreasonable. But please be patient.


WARNING: To all sweet or charming or sensitive or depressed or cute or adored or under-paid or overworked, soy boys and hung girls, think before you write us. THINK ABOUT HOW COOL AND FUN YOU APPEAR WHEN SAYING NICE THINGS TO OTHER COOL FUN PEOPLE - WRITING TO US LIKE A DEAR FRIEND.

CLICK HERE TO EMAIL CASINO HEARTS: casinoheartsmgmt@gmail.com